Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.

Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!

Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!