The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!
Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!
Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, "Where's the belief?" Never got a dinner!
Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!
John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!