J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!

Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!