Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

Venus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!

Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!