King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!
Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!
Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!
Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!
Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!