John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!
Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!
Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?
Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!