Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsThe Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsGeorge Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsJack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!
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