Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!
Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!
Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!