Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!

Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.