Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!
Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!
The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!
Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!