Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!

Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!