Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!
Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!
Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!
Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!