If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!
Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!
Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!
E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!
Venus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!