Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!