The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!

Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!

Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!