Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.

Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!