Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!
George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!
Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!