Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!
Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!
Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!
Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!
E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!
Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!