Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!

Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!

Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!

Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!

Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!