Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!
J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!
Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!