Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!
There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.
Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!
Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.