Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!
Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!
Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!
Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!
Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!
The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!