Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!

J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!

Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.