Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!
Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!
Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!
J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!