I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!
Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!
Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!
Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!
Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.