Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!

Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!