Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!

Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!

Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!