Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!
Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!
Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!
Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!