Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.

Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

Peter Minuet, who said to the Indians in modern-day Manhattan, Will you accept a check from a Puerto Rican bank? Never got a dinner!

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!