Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!
Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!
Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!
If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!
Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!