Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsDr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsBen Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsWhen people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
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