William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsGeorge Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.
Red ButtonsBurt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsMaid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!
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