Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!

Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!