Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!

William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!

Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”