Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!

Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!

Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!

Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.

Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!