Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!

Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!

Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!