The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner!

Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!

Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!

Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!