The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!

Peter Minuet, who said to the Indians in modern-day Manhattan, Will you accept a check from a Puerto Rican bank? Never got a dinner!

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!