Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsVenus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsAmelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsJ. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsWhere else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?
Red ButtonsSure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees... I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but... thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!
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