Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!

Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!

Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!