Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!

Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

Pope John Paul II's press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!

Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!