I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!
Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!
Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!
Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!
Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.