George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.
Red ButtonsThe Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsAladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsJohn Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!
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