Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees... I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but... thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!