When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
Red ButtonsThe Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsGeorge W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsOrson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!
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