Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsVenus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsThe Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsJack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!
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