Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!

George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!

Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!