John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!

Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!

Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!