I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Pope John Paul II's press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!
Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, "Where's the belief?" Never got a dinner!
Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!
Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.