I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!
Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!
If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!