When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
Red ButtonsKing Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsThe Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsPonce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!
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