All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?
A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '
I only come to life when there are people watching.