Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
I left home because I was hungry.