Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '