Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

People think I am dead because they haven’t seen me around for awhile. I’m not dead, I’m very much alive, as you can see. Although, there are two things I do before I get up every morning. I look around and if I don’t smell flowers or see candles flickering I go ahead and get up.

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.

I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.