Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism.
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
I left home because I was hungry.
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '