I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap