Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.
Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.