Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.