There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism.
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.