Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.