A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
I left home because I was hungry.
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.