Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.