Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.

I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off