I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.