I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin