God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
I only come to life when there are people watching.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas