I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
Red SkeltonWouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?
Red SkeltonShe has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
Red SkeltonPeople think I am dead because they havenโt seen me around for awhile. Iโm not dead, Iโm very much alive, as you can see. Although, there are two things I do before I get up every morning. I look around and if I donโt smell flowers or see candles flickering I go ahead and get up.
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