If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine... look into that second, less painful career.
In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.
You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?
Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke!
Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders in the winery gift shop and both parties really want to be there.