You know what the average person is? Average.

Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck. Since the first two are a function of the third, it's pretty much all luck.

I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!

Sports are an acceptable way for men to show emotion. A guy who won't hug his kid will slip a guy a tongue in a sports bar when his team wins.

Easiest job you could ever have... whoever gets to put Michael Jackson in a witness chair and create reasonable doubt.

Brooklyn is the only place where a guy can open up a candy store sell no candy and gross over eight million dollars a year.

Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it's everyone else's problem.