You know what the average person is? Average.

America: Twenty million illegal aliens can't be wrong!

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

To me, the acceptable level of fecal matter is... zero.

Seventy-five percent of all Americans believe that angels are real. Which is amazing when you consider that forty percent of all Americans think DNA evidence is unreliable.

Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck. Since the first two are a function of the third, it's pretty much all luck.

Why is human cloning illegal? All it is is making a certain type of person on purpose. Can they possibly be any worse than the assholes we're pumping out by accident?