You know what the average person is? Average.

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'

Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.

I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

We spend the second half of our life making up for the first half.

Nobody is really qualified to be the president. Basically it's an acting job. You have to act like you're the president. And every four years the country holds a big casting call.