Brooklyn is the only place where a guy can open up a candy store sell no candy and gross over eight million dollars a year.

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders in the winery gift shop and both parties really want to be there.

Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke!

Brooklyn is the only place where a guy can open up a candy store sell no candy and gross over eight million dollars a year.

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.