I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!

Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders in the winery gift shop and both parties really want to be there.

Nobody is really qualified to be the president. Basically it's an acting job. You have to act like you're the president. And every four years the country holds a big casting call.

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.