I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

We spend the second half of our life making up for the first half.

I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!

Easiest job you could ever have... whoever gets to put Michael Jackson in a witness chair and create reasonable doubt.

Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered whey they die but they're not getting up early on a Sunday.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.