You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?

Imagine my surprise when it turned out the main thing that I was qualified for was to get another degree and teach Political Science to other people, who would, in turn, teach it to other people! This wasn't higher education, this was Amway with a football team!

Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.

You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?

Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it's everyone else's problem.

That's why you have to like a guy like Charles Manson. Say what you will about Manson - he's one of the only people with the decency to look like a dangerous maniac the first time you meet him.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.