You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?

You know what the average person is? Average.

If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.

I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!

Imagine my surprise when it turned out the main thing that I was qualified for was to get another degree and teach Political Science to other people, who would, in turn, teach it to other people! This wasn't higher education, this was Amway with a football team!

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

In New York, the principal leisure activity is internal bleeding.