You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

Brooklyn is the only place where a guy can open up a candy store sell no candy and gross over eight million dollars a year.

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders in the winery gift shop and both parties really want to be there.

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'

Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck. Since the first two are a function of the third, it's pretty much all luck.