To me, the acceptable level of fecal matter is... zero.
There is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans... weighs as much as the other two.
Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it's everyone else's problem.
If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.
In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.