The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck. Since the first two are a function of the third, it's pretty much all luck.

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death.

Brooklyn is the only place where a guy can open up a candy store sell no candy and gross over eight million dollars a year.

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.