My ideal meal would probably be the cheesiest pasta or pizza, followed by something creamy and chocolaty. I mean, just the worst things, really.
Ricky GervaisMy philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.
Ricky GervaisThere are good and bad critics like good or bad artists. A good critic says why they didn't like it. A bad critic gives it away that they don't like you as a person. I quite like that as well, because it means that I've won.
Ricky GervaisI can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.
Ricky Gervais