You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say 'I did that.'

What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.

The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.

People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'