Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

That's what life is, it's the small struggles. You walk down the street for half an hour, you see half an hour of drama. You don't need convoluted plot lines. You don't need long-lost brothers. You don't need it's set on the future; it's set on the moon.

America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.

To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.

Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.

Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.