Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

I've got three friends that you'd call famous, but I'm sure after 20 years, most of my friends will be famous or work in television, because that's the nature of what your work is. When I was working in an office, most of my friends worked in offices.

Thank you God for making me an atheist.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

People think "The Office" was improvised, but it's all on the page. We do that because what we found is that in the early days of "The Office," we went in with it sort of 80 percent scripted and we did some things and then we improv'd and we did - you know, and it gets a laugh on the floor because it's the first time they've heard it.

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now