Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that was done this year . . . by cosmetic surgeons.

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.

I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

No one wants to see cool people doing brilliantly. I want to see the struggle. That's the fun bit.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given.