I'm not a person that's easily embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed for other people.

Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.

I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.

We didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.